"The first time I saw Fiona, I was probably 5 deep into 5 pints of Coopers Sparkling, we were at the Exeter, she was sitting on another bar, and I just saw this light, and I just thought - theres something about that girl. Time went buy and I didn't do anything, then she invited me to her 19th birthday, I was er - obviously an older gentleman, so I had to take a group because I was too nervous. I went there, I had a group behind me so I was quite confident, then Fiona came out and she looked absolutely gorgeous, and Nug just gave me a shrug and said oh my lord who's this - so I became nervous again! Fiona goes - I'm going to Distill, come along - I was like no worries I'll catch you another time thats fine. It wasn't until a few of the boys were like - what the hell are you doing man, get in there like you have to go say hello! I just remember being nervous as hell, shaking like a leaf and I must have smelt because I think I was sweating - you made me nervous. But even then she wanted to go on another date and ever since then it's just been absolutely amazing, you are the most perfect thing that I can ever imagine, you are the one for me, I love you so much and I can't wait to start family with you "